Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the devil.