No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
A man may be a fool and not know it – but not if he is married.
Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.