We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
Explanations exist; they have existed for all times, for there is always an easy solution to every human problem – neat, plausible, and wrong.
For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, elegant, and wrong.