A man may be a fool and not know it – but not if he is married.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the devil.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.