Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
A man may be a fool and not know it – but not if he is married.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the devil.