Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.
No man ever quite believes in any other man.
One may believe in an idea absolutely, but not in a man.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.