Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Thanksgiving Day-A day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the devil.
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.