Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.

Prejudices, First Series (1919)
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

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Creator — A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

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