When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else.
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I write plays for people who wouldn’t be seen dead in the theatre.
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.