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More from Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and lightning bug.

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.

Let us endeavour so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosper, he will not bite you……this is the principle difference between man and a dog.