In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.

City Aphorisms, Eleventh Selection, New York (1993).

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At retirement, switching from “I must” to “I want” leaves me puzzled and uneasy.

City Aphorisms, Eleventh Selection, New York (1993).

Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else.

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“Revenge,” I shrieked, groping to remember the affront.

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Revenge is sweet but not nourishing.

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