Noel Coward


I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I’m over-educated in the things I shouldn’t have known at all.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on, you don’t watch.