Noel Coward


Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

I’m over-educated in the things I shouldn’t have known at all.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on, you don’t watch.

I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.