A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.
Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.