Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate, and quickly.
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
Never try to out stubborn a cat.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.