Never try to out stubborn a cat.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.