Robert Orben

Quotations

Don’t smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We’re all on the road to the grave–but there’s no need to be in the passing lane.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.