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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools — the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans — and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, “You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.”

Small Gods

“What’s a philosopher?” said Brutha. “Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,” said a voice in his head.

Small Gods

The trouble with being a god is that you’ve got no one to pray to.

Small Gods

You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

Small Gods

“That’s right,” he said. “We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.”

Small Gods