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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools — the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans — and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, “You can’t trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there’s nothing you can do about it, so let’s have a drink.”
“What’s a philosopher?” said Brutha. “Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,” said a voice in his head.
The trouble with being a god is that you’ve got no one to pray to.
You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
“That’s right,” he said. “We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.”