captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy.
It’s getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.
…a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.