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It’s getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

…a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottom boat.

Regarding Hollywood.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.