Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he layed it down! “Slip n’ Bleed from the anus” they shoulda called this ride.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Ma’am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
I always say God bless you. I never say bless you. I’m not the Lord, I can’t do that.
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny.
Oh no, Mr. Kool-Aid Man, oh no! You better fix that hole in my wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster.
People at home, you having some drinks? Having some drinkies? Or are you booting black tar heroin? Lose the habit!