Hello. I’m a car. Gasoline makes me run. Backseat. Trunk space.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Ma’am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru?
I always say God bless you. I never say bless you. I’m not the Lord, I can’t do that.
Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he layed it down! “Slip n’ Bleed from the anus” they shoulda called this ride.
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny.
Oh no, Mr. Kool-Aid Man, oh no! You better fix that hole in my wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster.