I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.