Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.