I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?