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More from Steven Wright

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

Depression is nothing but anger without enthusiasm.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”