captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.
I filled out an application that said, “In Case Of Emergency Notify”. I wrote “Doctor”…what’s my mother going to do?
I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.