I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Depression is nothing but anger without enthusiasm.