You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
I once got pulled over and the cop said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “Why? Because I had my foot to the floor. Sends more gas through the carburetor. Makes the engine go faster. The whole car just takes off like that.” I said, “See this? This steers it.”
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
Depression is nothing but anger without enthusiasm.