I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Depression is nothing but anger without enthusiasm.

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.