I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.