captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife — a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it’s being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Annie Hall: It’s so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That’s because they don’t throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, “Be fruitful and multiply.” But not in those words.