These are the quotations that the most users marked as favorites:
#1: 509 geeks favorited:
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
#2: 491 geeks favorited:
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
#3: 468 geeks favorited:
Susanna: You use me, you use Raymond, you use everybody.
Charlie: Using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond?
Charlie: Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!
#4: 467 geeks favorited:
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
#5: 462 geeks favorited:
#6: 433 geeks favorited:
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
#7: 403 geeks favorited:
Xander: Well, not much goes on in a one-Starbucks town like Sunnydale.
#8: 370 geeks favorited:
Ramsey: Short of the outbreak of World War III, the ship sinking, or attack by a giant octupus, I'd like to spend the next thirty minutes undisturbed.
#9: 356 geeks favorited:
Arthur lay in startled stillness on the acceleration couch. He wasn't certain whether he had just got space-sickness or religion.
#10: 340 geeks favorited:
#11: 334 geeks favorited:
"Are you telling me," he said, "that you set yourself up to become President of the Galaxy just to steal that ship?"
"That's it," said Zaphod with the sort of grin that would get most people locked away in a room with soft walls.
#12: 332 geeks favorited:
And then because of the success of that damn book, suddenly I have to do another book, and another book and another book. I'm not somebody who's set out to be a novelist per se. It just happened to be the clearest success I've had. I didn't want to be trapped into just sitting in a room typing. It's not the life I have envisaged for myself--sitting in a room typing for year after year. I kind of wanted to do something that would be...I'd get to work with a lot people, have a lot of fun, have a lot of meetings, have lots of brainstorming, lots of clever people around. I've also a chance to get a lot of toys. So that's what this was. It was a kind of mid-life crisis project.
#13: 332 geeks favorited:
Do not be in a hurry; depend upon it, the right Man will come at last; you will in the course of the next two or three years, meet with somebody more generally unexceptional than anyone you have yet known, who will love you as warmly as ever He did, and who will so completely attach you, that you will feel you never really loved before.
#14: 328 geeks favorited:
Anyone who confuses the story of a spaceship careening through space with the sinking of a ship in 1912 is probably very, very dumb. Not that I mind selling the game to very, very dumb people. Their money is as good as anyone else's.
#15: 321 geeks favorited:
One of the problems of taking things apart and seeing how they work--supposing you're trying to find out how a cat works--you take that cat apart to see how it works, what you've got in your hands is a non-working cat. The cat wasn't a sort of clunky mechanism that was susceptible to our available tools of analysis.
#16: 321 geeks favorited:
People ask me what my favorite character is, to which the answer has usually been, after a long umm and a pause, 'probably Marvin.' It's not something I strongly feel.
#17: 312 geeks favorited:
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#20: 304 geeks favorited:
Willy Wonka: Buttons, buttons, whose got the button?
#21: 301 geeks favorited:
I should as soon think of swimming across Charles River when I wish to go to Boston, as of reading all my books in originals when I have them rendered for me in my mother tongue.
#22: 300 geeks favorited:
Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor, which is one very strong argument in favour of matrimony.
#23: 299 geeks favorited:
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
#24: 295 geeks favorited:
There's a scene in which Trillian can't understand why Zaphod seems on the one hand quite bright and on the other appallingly dumb. That was a bit of self-portraiture. I sometimes strike myself as being quite a clever guy, and sometimes cannot imagine how I can be so slow-witted and stupid, so dull and brainless. I can't understand why I should be able to write something which everybody thinks is terribly clever, and at the same time be personally so dumb. I think I'm schizophrenic.