
Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?
Bianca
Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?

Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?
Bianca

Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
Bianca

Where did you come from? Planet loser?
Bianca

You know, there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack.
Bianca

Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?
Boy

I burn, I pine, I perish.
Cameron

We're screwed!
Cameron

I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
Chastity

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair;
Kat Stratford

Mr. Morgan, any way we can get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Joey

I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.
Kat

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Kat

I want you to stop trying to control my life just because you can’t control yours!
Kat

Remove head from sphinctor and drive!
Kat

Remove head from sphinctor than drive!
Kat

You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
Kat

I have a question before we start. Do you think that's safe considering you don't have a liver?
Michael

Put her in your spank bank and move on.
Michael

Some people perceive you as somewhat......
Miss Perky

Now. I know Shakespeare’s a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that.
Mr. Morgan

No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh God, I’m giving them ideas.
Mr. Statford

You're 18, you dont know what you want.
Mr. Stradford

And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated.
Mr. Stratford

Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Mr. Stratford

Hey, I've got news for you. I'm down with it, I got the 411, and you're not gettin' jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.
Mr. Stratford

This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
Mr. Stratford

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Patrick

Excuse me, have you seen the “Feminine mystique”? I lost my copy.
Patrick

It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.
Patrick

You're not afraid of me, are you?
Patrick

My insurance does not cover PMS!
Walter Stratford