Michael: Put her in your spank bank and move on.
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Mr. Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
Bianca: I’m a crack whore who should have made her sleazy boyfriend wear a condom?
Kat: You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
Boy: Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?
Kat: I want you to stop trying to control my life just because you can’t control yours!
Michael: I have a question before we start. Do you think that’s safe considering you don’t have a liver?
Micheal: Never mind.