Sons a bitches! Bumpass'!!
Dad
Movies quotes
A Christmas Story
In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Ralphie
I want an official Red Rider carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle.
Ralphie
Oh no, it was the classic mother BB gun block! Heh, heh. “You’ll shoot your eye out!” That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom.
Ralphie
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Ralphie
Randy lay there like a slug...it was his only defense.
Ralphie
Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man.
Ralphie
I can't put my arms down!!
Randy
Frag-i-le...it must be Italian!
The Old Man