A Fish Called Wanda

Quotations

Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You’re really sorry!
Archie: I’m really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back!
Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: OK.

Otto: Look it’s K-k-k-ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

Otto: Apes don’t read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don’t understand it.

Wanda: Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics or was it stupid?
Otto: Don’t call me stupid.
Wanda: Of course not! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could out-wit you! I’ve worn dresses with higher IQ’s, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you ape?

Wanda: Let me correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every Man for Himself”. And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked ’em up.

Archie: Are you totally de-ranged?

Otto: I’mmm… I’mmm sssssooorffffUUUCK YOU!!!

Otto: Avoid the green ones. They’re not ripe yet.