John: I bet he hasn’t even got a wife. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know. She might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.
John: We know how to behave… we’ve had lessons!
John: You’re a swine.
Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turn left at Greenland.
Ringo: You can learn from books!
John: Control yourself. You’ll spurt.