Doris Murphy: Where’d you get that dress?
Mae Mordabito: Borrowed it.
Doris Murphy: It don’t fit you, Mae, it’s too tight.
Mae Mordabito: I don’t plan on wearing it that long.
Doris: Ohh! I don’t know why you get dressed at all.

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