Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Quotations

Ace Ventura: Hi , I’m Looking for Ray Finkle…and a clean pair of shorts.

Melissa: You were great tonight.
Ace: I know….I was there!

Ace: If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!

Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace: Yes, Satan?

Ace: Do NOT go in there!

Ace: I saw the guy’s room. Cozy if you’re Hannibal Lecter!

Ace: Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!

Ray: What’s the password?
Ace: New England Clam Chowder.
Ray: The red or the white?
Ace: Damn, I can never remember that part!

Ace: Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwlrighty then!

Ace: Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin? To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. I am saying to Snowflake, “a-ki, a-ki, ki, ki.” And Snowflake is saying, “a-ki, ki.” And he goes up on his tail, “eeeeeeee!” And you can quote him!

Ace: Hello, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc?