captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Ace: Hello, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc?
Ace Ventura: Hi , I’m Looking for Ray Finkle…and a clean pair of shorts.
Melissa: You were great tonight.
Ace: I know….I was there!
Ace: If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace: Yes, Satan?