Ace Ventura: Hi , I’m Looking for Ray Finkle…and a clean pair of shorts.
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Ace: If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace: Yes, Satan?
Ace: Do NOT go in there!
Ace: I saw the guy’s room. Cozy if you’re Hannibal Lecter!
Ace: Fickle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Fickle, Einhorn is a man. Oh my God, Einhorn is a man!