Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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McCroskey: What do you make out of this?
Eugene: This? I can make a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl!
McCroskey: Gimme that!
Tom’s Wife: Tom never has two cups of coffee at home.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine: When will you be back?
Ted: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.