Dr. Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the “family” I had in mind!
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain’t too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
Dr. Sobel: You flew all the way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.
Paul Vitti: Nah, a pill’s cheating. You start with that, the next thing you know you’re installing a whole hydraulic system down there. A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.