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More from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Vanessa: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What’s your point, Vanessa?

Austin: It’s my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!*
(quote actually debuted in the Roger Ebert screenplay for Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)

Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people die!

Dr Evil (singing): I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver.

Austin: There you are!
Las Vegas Tourist: Do I know you?
Austin: No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!