captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Austin: There you are!
Las Vegas Tourist: Do I know you?
Austin: No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!
Dr. Evil: There’s nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. It’s breathtaking, really. I suggest you try it yourself.
Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars, they go from port to port.
Austin Powers: Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy’s nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don’t you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I’m going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.