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More from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Scott: If you’ve got a time machine, why don’t you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he’s sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: How about no, Scott?

Dr. Evil: You’re not quite evil enough. You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil: Austin, I’m your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can’t actually back that up.

Austin: You’re one groovy baby….baby.

Fat Bastard: I’m dead sexy!