Dr. Evil: Hot Pocket? Eggo?
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Austin: Shut up, you bastard… who is fat…
Scott: If you’ve got a time machine, why don’t you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he’s sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: How about no, Scott?
Dr. Evil: You’re not quite evil enough. You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Dr. Evil: Austin, I’m your father.
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can’t actually back that up.
Austin: You’re one groovy baby….baby.