Taggart: Piss on you! I’m working for Mel Brooks!
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Taggart: I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: What?
Taggart: Let’s kill every first born male child in Rock Ridge.
Hedley Lamarr: Nah, too Jewish.
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.
Taggart: You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Lamar: Thats not much of a qualification.
Bart: Through The Vatican?
Lamar: Kinky… Sign here.
Taggart: Telegraph the main office, tell them I said OW!