Floyd Gondoli: This here’s the future. Videotape tells the truth.
Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it’s amateurs and not professionals? I’m a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.
Record Producer: That’s not an MP, that’s a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
Reed Rothchild: Okay, now you’re talking above my head. I don’t know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP.
Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you’re on top? You know? It’s like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it’s history repeating itself all over again.
Jack Horner: We’re about to make film history, right here on videotape.
Rahad (to Todd): Are you kiddin’ me kittie?
Rollergirl: I love you, Mom. I want you to be my mother, Amber. Are you my Mom? I’ll ask you if you’re my mother and you say, “yes.” OK? — Are you my mother — ?
Amber: Yes, honey. Yes.
Dirk Diggler: I’m a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I’m a big, bright shining star.