Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca?
Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert!
Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

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Rick: It’s not particularly my beloved Paris.
Heinz: Can you imagine us in London?
Rick: When you get there, ask me.
Captain Renault: Hmmh! Diplomatist!
Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.

Capt. Renault: This is the end of the chase.
Rick Blaine: Twenty thousand francs says it isn’t.
Capt. Renault: Is that a serious offer?
Rick Blaine: I just paid out twenty. I’d like to get it back.
Capt. Renault: Make it ten. I’m only a poor corrupt official.

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I’m a drunkard.
Capt. Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.