Aunt Bethany: Don’t throw me down, Clark.
Clark: Oh I’ll try not to, Aunt Bethany.

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Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

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Bethany: What dear?
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Bethany: Grace! She passed away 30 years ago.
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Clark: …Amen!

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