Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.
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Professor Plum: What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Mrs. Peacock: No, just death, isn’t that enough?
Chief: The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
Miss Scarlet: You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.
Wadsworth: We’re like the mounties, we always get our man.
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man?
Wadsworth: I can explain everything…
Cop: You don’t have to.
Wadsworth: I don’t?
Cop: No, there’s nothing illegal about any of this.
Wadsworth: Are you sure?
Cop: Of course, this is America!
Wadsworth: I see…
Cop: It’s a free country, don’t you know that?
Wadsworth: I didn’t know it was THAT free!
Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook?
Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn’t that bad.